brunhiddensmusings:

planetofjunk:

eswilew:

“mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic”

These shorts really are the best thing to have happened to Mickey’s character in ages.

you say this without acknowledging this was about taking goofy to see ‘potato land’ which he assumed was an amusement park (which was really a welcome to idaho sign) and his lifelong dream, so they have to BUILD a potato themed amusement park before goofy woke up from a nap

there was an entire episode (season one, episode one) where mickey and donald were denied service at a takeout restaurant because mickey has no shirt and donald has no pants so to get food they have to combine outfits, leaving one of them naked in a bush

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or that they had an episode addressing goofy being a dog, and entering him in a dog show pluto was supposed to be in because he injured pluto rendering him unable to enter

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and that on the command ‘beg’ he says ‘please take me back, i can change, she meant nothing to me’

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oh my god i’m cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

razerathane:

kineticpenguin:

propitlikeithot:

notevensneaky:

teaboot:

scotchtapeofficial:

princess-peridot:

scotchtapeofficial:

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it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

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I’m not even fucking 30 yet why

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egberts:

the-real-skye:

iamcharlesxavier:

So me and my friends were out playing pokemon go and we had to literally stop the car and turn around because we may have found the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen in my life

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A MANSION

And the inside is actually beautiful??????

Like there were live plants and I felt like I was walking into an upscale hotel??

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It also had a second fancy entrance???

Not only that but there was like a secret upstairs that’s apparently open usually, but it was too late for us to go up too (I’m deffo gonna go back and check that out because come on)

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Like what is she hiding 

But yeah I think I found either the most cursed or fanciest McDonalds in America

Also!

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It was a pokestop!

This is a rare example of when zoning is a good thing, because it forces the generic McDonalds to look like surrounding architecture

I cannot believe op didn’t call it a McMansion

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